Isn’t this the fucker that broke rank with his own party to move in lockstep to pass Trump’s agenda a few months ago?
the ONLY way CHUCK SCHUMER is getting TEN DOLLARS is if he gives me SLOPPY TOPPY and then WHILE I’M DISTRACTED BY THE SENSATION he GRABS MY WALLET from my pocket and STEALS THE TEN DOLLARS from me
sure chuck you can have 10 bucks. all you gotta do is eat a clump of mud in front of me
or does mr washington dc not like to work for his money like the rest of us?
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emoji?
I’LL SAY ANYTHING FOR $10 PLEASEEE
Also how does $10 “become” $40? Fuckin magic?
Presumably through the power of donor matching. If you give $10, they’ll tell you it motivated some rich people to give another $30 so you can feel the warm glow of believing someone with a yacht cares about what you do.
Capitalism sweats money from every pore or something
They have major high dollar bribers that set aside $X millions of dolars for “matching” funds. Say mega briber gives $100 and you give $25 “4x your money”
What it really is - phishing for names, numbers, addresses to spam and sell on lists that get traded between campaigns forever. Spamming the public donor list to give the illusion of a “grassroots” campaign. Lowering the public “average” donation -
$27! - to further make it look grassroots and muddy the extreme corruption and bribery.I just reply - sure if you can 4x, 5x, 10x my bank account I’d love to get on that investment plan.
Oh yeah I know how it was rhetorical I did phone banking for sanders
Same.
The trick is to use the slurp juice to get multiple apes
I do not like that look
he’s so creepy. He looks like belongs in a hostel-style torture porn.
Oh man I forgot about that movie. Is it any good?
Whatever the democrats spend - isn’t the chance of them taking the senate in 2026 absolutely remote at best.
Statistically they will flip one of either the house or the senate, but they haven’t done anything that resmbles reflection. Just using Trump as a shield while boosting authoritarian and more reich wing candidates that are way too open to compromise with fascism.
Why The President’s Party Almost Always Has A Bad Midterm
Bernard and AOCIA have done a good job sheep hearding, but at the same time offer nothing new or promise to unfuck things. I think his oligarch rallies are more his fan club than
no matter who. What could have been. 
echoes. Alas the 
people are dumb as rocks and easily manipulated. So…maybe a slight chance. If one of the two branches flip it could render 
a lame duck president. But we all know that 
Democrats messaging is not one of running to block Trump otherwise we would have been hearing this from day one of his election and in their current marketing spam. Just I’m running because Trump bad with no reflection, but I’m also not a radical and kind of TERF-y and don’t mention Gaza. Here are my 
credentials.Amerikkkans and dumb as fuck and don’t know how to reflect on even recent history. They deserve everything coming to them. Myself I am done trying to put out the fire. The people attacked and criminalized the fire fighters. Why should I continue to care? My mission is now to get the fuck outta here.
I got one from buttigeig the other day. I was like oh f*** he’s running
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