The Scramble

  • 1 block firm tofu
  • 1 tbsp olive oil
  • 1/4 tsp turmeric (for color)
  • 1/2 tsp garlic powder
  • 1/2 tsp onion powder
  • 1/2 tsp smoked paprika
  • 1 tbsp nutritional yeast
  • 1 tbsp soy sauce
  • 2 tbsp water
  • salt n pepa (and heavy D up in the limousine)
  • tomatoes and onions (I used about half a cup of each)
  1. Heat oil in a pan over medium heat.
  2. Sauté tomatoes and onions (or use different veggies if you want) for about 3 minutes.
  3. Crumble tofu in the pan with your hands.
  4. Add in all seasonings/dry ingredients (turmeric, garlic powder, onion powder, smoked paprika, nutritional yeast, salt, and pepper).
  5. Add soy sauce and water, and let the tofu and veggies cook for about another 3 minutes, stirring very well in the process.
  6. Enjoy!

The SPAM Imitation

because I love plant-based slop