FULLY-anatomically correct, and I’m a professional method actor. I have my own car batteries if you want me to battle. Not one corporate retreat or wedding needs a serious Pikachu impersonator? Hit me up.

  • happybadger [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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    9 days ago

    So did I. You fall asleep smoking in your car one time and all of a sudden nobody wants to hire you because you self-immolated at a birthday party.