FULLY-anatomically correct, and I’m a professional method actor. I have my own car batteries if you want me to battle. Not one corporate retreat or wedding needs a serious Pikachu impersonator? Hit me up.

  • happybadger [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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    8 days ago

    Don’t serve free alcohol around Pikachu. Maybe cut off Pikachu after X amount of shots. Put a PIKACHU SIGN on one of the BATHROOMS so I know where to GO and don’t shit on the floor.