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I know it, and I like to play smooth jazz before bed, to help get them in the mood.
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At least someone is having sex around here.
There are also others, less cute as those from the photo.
eg.
I did not consent
There was someone they forgot to ask
From now on I’m calling my girlfriend “my microscopic mite”
i can’t sleep without it
what happens when I wash my face or go swimming they just hang on for dear life?
The few survivors deal with it the only way they know how: another late night orgy on your face.