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HarryLime [any]@hexbear.net to El Chisme@hexbear.netEnglish · 5 days ago

Terminally cringe Vice President

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Terminally cringe Vice President

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HarryLime [any]@hexbear.net to El Chisme@hexbear.netEnglish · 5 days ago
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https://xcancel.com/JDVance/status/1932938345270616064

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  • john_brown [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Guarantee this guy calls other people NPCs while posting shit like this

    • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      Ah yes, I do enjoy the hoo-mon activity of “LAUGHTER” with my life partner. I am not a reptile alien at all, fellow hoo-mons.

    • Lussy [any, hy/hym]@hexbear.net
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      AI

      • Ram_The_Manparts [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        Nah, boomer

    • godlessworm [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      Aha! Truly excellent. I am also married. My wife and I tell many jokes like this to each other. We have three Human Offspring. They are big fans of this musical, and others.

    • SacredExcrement [any, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      He needs to make his sockpuppet accounts a little less obvious

  • CptKrkIsClmbngThMntn [any]@hexbear.net
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    My wife likes my jokes! jaby-vance

    • Utter_Karate [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      But she goes to a different comedy club. You wouldn’t know her.

  • Des [she/her, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    all elder millennial cringe was stuffed into one person, to be a sort of Gestalt Cringe for us all

    upon destruction he will spew it all out into the intergalactic void in a single pulse of energy capable of eventually being detected millions of light years in every direction

    • 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs [she/her]@hexbear.net
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      Cringe sin-eater

    • Rom [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      He died for our cringe

    • SpiderFarmer [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      Damn, someone edit his face onto Leto II II.

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        Paul really out there picking a name once and sticking to his guns. I bet if he hadn’t been iced by sardaukar there would’ve been Leto II, Ghanima, and Leto II.

        And while I’m out here, holy fuck the assassination plot against Leto and Ghanima was the most smooth brained plot imaginable. Train up some tigers to maul whoever was wearing a specific uniform, then release them into an alien environment and hope for the best

  • AntiOutsideAktion [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Hey did you hear about that time I told a really funny joke?

    • LocalOaf [they/them, she/her]@hexbear.net
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      trump-anguish

      Wow, what a funny joke! I heard the joke, I said, “wow, what a funny joke!”

  • SexUnderSocialism [she/her]@hexbear.netM
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    Facebook ass humor.

  • cricbuzz [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    ya dude that’s definitely what happened

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    cringe

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    I hope someone gets possessed by the spirit of John Wilkes Booth

    • corgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]@hexbear.net
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      Sic Semper Tyrannasaurus

      • FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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        die-motherfucker I believe you meant Sic Semper Tyrannis, what you said means "Always faithful terrible lizard"

        • Dirt_Possum [she/her, undecided]@hexbear.net
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        • corgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]@hexbear.net
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          Your powers are useless on me, you silly billy

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    This man destroyed Tim Walz in a debate.

    Like, wiped the floor with him.

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      usha; [hysterical laughter]

  • TrustedFeline [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Do you think Vance and Trump talk about broadway musicals?

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      I think Trump talks at him about musicals but I would bet any amount of money that Trump doesn’t give a single fuck about vances opinion on anything.

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        deleted by creator

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    Aside from that, how was the play Mrs. Vance?

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    “Yeah I know what Lame As A Rob is. I was talking about Les Miserables.”

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    he should take trump to watch our american cousin

  • Test_Tickles [any]@hexbear.net
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    is there a joke or some kind of reference to something here? or maybe i’m just too dense

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      References: A barber who kills people is Sweeney Todd. Les mis is french revolution.

      I wouldn’t call it a joke though.

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        The joke is America!

    • Le_Wokisme [they/them, undecided]@hexbear.net
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      maybe this is that “anti-humor” i’ve heard about

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    Hope those performers give the most lackluster show of their lives

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