Using my “death ray 9000” on you is not an act of war

I don’t think it’s eye shadow. I think his eyelids are super folded over, like some kind of excess eye foreskin

So if 9/11 had just targeted the pentagon and the white house, it would have been fine, right?

isnt it fucked up how all of america’s propaganda is 100% reliant on taking advantage of how uninformed americans are?

their nuclear ENERGY program. iran has a nuclear ENERGY program, not a nuclear weapons program. your average person doesn’t know the difference and these ‘people’ bank on that

We’re not at war with Iran, we’re merely bombing critical energy infrastructure with some of the largest conventional bombs ever made… Can’t you tell the difference?

Fuck, we’re using the “And, you know, there is no such thing as society. There are individual men and women, and there are families.” logic for wars now, huh?

It’s not a war it’s an unprovoked special military operation, which we’ve now decided is good actually

I’m not punching you, I’m merely punching your face. Totally different!

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