B-Fed
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • Create Community
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
git [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net to news@hexbear.netEnglish · 10 hours ago

Small nodule found in Joe Biden's prostate during recent physical

abcnews.go.com

external-link
message-square
51
link
fedilink
84
external-link

Small nodule found in Joe Biden's prostate during recent physical

abcnews.go.com

git [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net to news@hexbear.netEnglish · 10 hours ago
message-square
51
link
fedilink
A small nodule was found in former President Joe Biden’s prostate after “a routine physical exam," a spokesperson confirmed to ABC News on Tuesday.
alert-triangle
You must log in or register to comment.
  • SacredExcrement [any, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    9
    ·
    4 hours ago

    Didn’t know demons could get cancer

    • dumpster_dove [he/him]@hexbear.net
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      5
      ·
      2 hours ago

      Aren’t you forgetting someone?

      spoiler

  • Lavender [they/them]@hexbear.net
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    11
    ·
    4 hours ago

    1 - love that he and the media can finally be honest about his health

    2 - really love that the man has taxpayer-funded healthcare for the rest of his wretched life after he won the 2020 on false promises of M4A.

  • miz [any, any]@hexbear.net
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    27
    ·
    6 hours ago

    the nodule has a right to defend itself

  • shath [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    36
    ·
    6 hours ago

    Man my Dad has prostate cancer and he’d better fuckin beat it instead of this ghoul

    • ComradeSpahija [they/them]@hexbear.net
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      13
      ·
      5 hours ago

      Good luck to you dad, comrade!

      • shath [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        3
        ·
        3 hours ago

        Thanks comrade sankara-salute

    • SeasonalDepressionEnjoyer [she/her]@hexbear.net
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      24
      ·
      6 hours ago

      Best wishes to your dad!

      • shath [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        3
        ·
        3 hours ago

        Thanks fam kirby-jammin

  • Utter_Karate [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    4
    ·
    4 hours ago

    I want to hear what Trump has to say about this right now.

  • InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    22
    ·
    6 hours ago

    Another excerpt published in The New Yorker claimed that Biden seemed to not recognize actor George Clooney, who hosted a fundraiser for the former president.

    “Hello, Mr. President!”

    “Hello… Um… Ah… Hello, Mr. Gary Grant?”

    • uSSRI [he/him]@hexbear.net
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      5
      ·
      3 hours ago

      Ouch that’s gotta hurt Clooney! Getting big dogged by Biden after he worked so hard for him.

  • OldSoulHippie [he/him]@hexbear.net
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    29
    ·
    7 hours ago

    Someone go to /r/politics and report it for being off topic. He’s not a politician.

    It was good enough for the hunters laptop stories etc…

  • FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    13
    ·
    6 hours ago

    knight-nod-ule
    spirit-bomb

  • Sasuke [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    55
    ·
    8 hours ago

    it’s a good thing biden ended cancer or this would be worrisome

    • OldSoulHippie [he/him]@hexbear.net
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      32
      ·
      7 hours ago

      I don’t feel like people talk about this enough. That’s when he was still kinda lucid

  • Blockocheese [any]@hexbear.net
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    42
    ·
    8 hours ago

    Vaxxed?

  • dragongloss [she/her, they/them]@hexbear.net
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    34
    ·
    8 hours ago

    imagine being the guy who has to finger the previous president’s butthole

    • buh [she/her]@hexbear.net
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      27
      ·
      7 hours ago

      no

  • MolotovHalfEmpty [he/him]@hexbear.net
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    29
    ·
    edit-2
    8 hours ago

    I want competing Kelly, Ben Garrison, & Eli Valley comics on this subject by the end of the week! biden-rember

    (Biden emoji because apparently I dreamed that we had a J. Jonah Jameson one and I felt it had a similar energy)

    • Evilphd666 [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      6
      ·
      4 hours ago

      alex-aware

  • ExotiqueMatter@lemmygrad.ml
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    58
    ·
    9 hours ago

    Prostate cancer is Hamas

    • Asafum@feddit.nl
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      37
      ·
      9 hours ago

      Well Israel you know what to do!

      Sorry to anyone within a 12 block radius of Bidens house

    • ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      10
      ·
      edit-2
      7 hours ago

      There’s some sort of gay sex joke to be made about trying to find Hamas in tunnels here, I’m sure of it.

  • kristina [she/her]@hexbear.net
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    23
    ·
    edit-2
    8 hours ago

    If he had transitioned and took Spiro this likely wouldn’t be an issue. Biden, be safe! Put on the thigh highs

    bridget-pride-stay-mad

    • ThermonuclearEgg [she/her, they/them]@hexbear.net
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      2
      ·
      3 hours ago

      It’s never too late! In fact, it’ll never be easier for him to get an orchi

  • gaystyleJoker [she/her]@hexbear.net
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    39
    ·
    9 hours ago

    imagine getting paid like $100,000 a year to talk about Joe Biden’s dick and asshole

    • SwitchyandWitchy [she/her]@hexbear.net
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      9
      ·
      6 hours ago

      I would quiet quit.

news@hexbear.net

news@hexbear.net

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !news@hexbear.net

Welcome to c/news! Please read the Hexbear Code of Conduct and remember… we’re all comrades here.

Rules:

-- PLEASE KEEP POST TITLES INFORMATIVE --

-- Overly editorialized titles, particularly if they link to opinion pieces, may get your post removed. --

-- All posts must include a link to their source. Screenshots are fine IF you include the link in the post body. --

-- If you are citing a twitter post as news please include not just the twitter.com in your links but also nitter.net (or another Nitter instance). There is also a Firefox extension that can redirect Twitter links to a Nitter instance: https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/libredirect/ or archive them as you would any other reactionary source using e.g. https://archive.today/ . Twitter screenshots still need to be sourced or they will be removed --

-- Mass tagging comm moderators across multiple posts like a broken markov chain bot will result in a comm ban--

-- Repeated consecutive posting of reactionary sources, fake news, misleading / outdated news, false alarms over ghoul deaths, and/or shitposts will result in a comm ban.--

-- Neglecting to use content warnings or NSFW when dealing with disturbing content will be removed until in compliance. Users who are consecutively reported due to failing to use content warnings or NSFW tags when commenting on or posting disturbing content will result in the user being banned. --

-- Using April 1st as an excuse to post fake headlines, like the resurrection of Kissinger while he is still fortunately dead, will result in the poster being thrown in the gamer gulag and be sentenced to play and beat trashy mobile games like 'Raid: Shadow Legends' in order to be rehabilitated back into general society. --

Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 514 users / day
  • 552 users / week
  • 552 users / month
  • 552 users / 6 months
  • 1 local subscriber
  • 24K subscribers
  • 105 Posts
  • 582 Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • Alaskaball [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
  • ZoomeristLeninist [they/them, she/her]@hexbear.net
  • carpoftruth [any, any]@hexbear.net
  • Breath_Of_The_Snake [they/them, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
  • context [fae/faer, fae/faer]@hexbear.net
  • Infamousblt [any]@hexbear.net
  • FALGSConaut [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
  • BE: 0.19.11
  • Modlog
  • Legal
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org