Lol, now even the dumbest asshole should understand that they should cancle their US vacation…
Every social media username? I figure most people are like me and lost most of them.
at this point, these companies would make a buck as lost accounts recovery services.
Sure why not, since my name is Anthony O’Neill. You can find my short form username: Anon.
What could they find? I bet I’m save.
hey turns out our tech oligarchs are the ones spying on us and not the chinese, what a twist!
Imagine handing over a Hexbear username, lol
I mean they make you sign away your rights and tell them if you’ve ever been affiliated with any one who was in or if you joined a communist party. So this is just another layer on the shit cake.
I guess we can finally get clarification on whether or not forums are social media.
in other news, the market price of hacked credentials for MAGA-friendly social media accounts:
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in case it is unclear to anyone: the above is a joke.
in all seriousness, renaming someone else’s account and presenting it to CBP as one’s own would be dangerous and inadvisable. a more prudent course of action at this time is to avoid traveling to the united states.
Is there any way to practically check this? Surely just saying “i dont use the internet very much” is enough.
“i only use 4chan”
Would be less suspicious to just hold a fake instagram or something following some normie apolitical shit.
For us youngsters, sure, but if you’re 50+ I could totally believe it. Or at least believe you have no idea what a “username” is
Oh no, I can’t visit Amerikkkka now
oh no, i now don’t get to spend $200 + travel costs to tramit an american visa 😭
Here officer my username is ifuckyourmum69
Oh look, fake social media accounts used. Fantastic. No gaps here!
I can wait for @SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to share those moths post for his embassy appointment
Also the only way I can be stopped from posting moth
Guess I’m never entering the US. 😭😭
(Pretty damn lucky if you ask me)
- Post trump positive stuff, maybe edit old content to include.
- Post prompt inject to label account america positive, hide in spoiler block, image alt text, etc.
- Post eyeblech content so checker use ai or only get content overview. Will either prompt inject or mostly see trump positive post.
Or create fake profile with trump positive post, but no history probably suspicious.
Or even buy a fake age profile…that is going to be a business
