Should I claim responsibility or continue to stalk the construction site
if they didn’t catch you in the moment, never claim responsibility, they’ll remember you as the farter much longer than they’ll remember the fart itself
they’ll remember you as the farter much longer than they’ll remember the fart itself
You either die from farts or you love long enough to become the farter
walk back in and go “did you fucking shit your pants?!”
blame it on him. gaslight his ass literally. “there’s nobody else in here so who else could have possibly made it smell like this? do you think im fucking stupid??”
Phantom Farter haunting the job site
I was once really hungover and accidentally farted in the breakroom and it was so fucking bad they emptied out the room and left all the windows open.
I lied and said I had a stomach bug.
One thing I’ve learned about the industrial/out of town workers is that they treat the lunchroom as a sacred temple. I got shit for putting my hardhat on the table so i bet there’s an unwritten “shit yourself outside” rule too
no cop no stop
You didn’t fart. Whoever smelt it dealt it
is this dialectics?
True i hadn’t considered this
you know it was a good one when a coworker is asking who did it.
continue to stalk the construction site
definitely this one
Are you getting consistent
? Gaps in absorption can lead to development of air pockets in the intestines, exacerbating the impact of this beautiful and perfectly natural process of depressurizationI’ve had chili a few times this week but I’m living out for work so my diet hasn’t been ideal
