• TheModerateTankie [any]@hexbear.net
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    3 days ago

    You simply murder the current manager and then apply for their position. If you lack the skills to get away with murder, you can save up a few thousand dollars and hire a hitman on the dark web with bitcoin. I am a very serious economist.

    • Le_Wokisme [they/them, undecided]@hexbear.net
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      3 days ago

      hello fellow very serious economist, i didn’t realize so many of us were on the bear site. I think you’re over-achieving a bit with the hitman though, you can just get them drunk and put them behind the wheel a few times until nature takes its course.