HWHUT?!?!

wtf don’t snitch

Wow. I never knew

She will read marx and become america’s lenin

I remember my highschool us history teacher said that bush stole the 2000 election, but that it was a good thing because if gore would have won he could step on a plane in DC and fly to California and not fly over a single state that he won.

He also said the electoral college was good because without it politicians would only campaign in the most populous states and completely ignore the rest of the country, which pretty much already happens but with swing states

Thank you for your service

We were doomed the moment we let the nerds into sports and the jocks into video games.

Now all games are turning into fifa/madden slop and you need an advanced statistics degree just to understand baseball.

We have the opportunity to call something a haboob and they’re too racist to seize it?! Just imagine the golden age of Uranus-style puns we could be experiencing right now

The bot trained on hexbear and lemmygrad vs the bot trained on .world:

me ~15 years ago

Crack open a boy with the cold ones

They gave them codenames based off of soda brands? Being an american is so fucking embarassing

I was there. I bore witness to SovietBeerTruckOperator’s legendary crash out.