Protect are culcha

Protect are kids

Darkies can fack orf

A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out back of the enlisted men’s barracks. He asked the Sergeant leading the tour, “What’s the camel for?”

The Sergeant replied, “Well sir it’s a long way from anywhere, and the men have natural sexual urges, so when they do, uh, we have the camel.”

The captain said, “Well if it’s good for morale, then I guess it’s all right with me.”

After he had been at the fort for about 6 months the captain could not stand it any more so he told his Sergeant, “BRING IN THE CAMEL!!!”

The sarge shrugged his shoulders and led the camel into the captain’s quarters. The captain got a footstool and proceeded to have vigorous sex with the camel. As he stepped, satisfied, down from the stool, and was buttoning his pants he asked the Sergeant, “Is that how the enlisted men do it?”

The Sergeant replied, “Well sir, they usually just use it to ride to town and go to the brothel…”

Paywall

Some we’ve done in the last couple years:

• landmarks from above

• endangered UK species

• musical instruments

• famous toilets on film (went down very well)

• things you might find in the garden (tools, plants, animals etc)

• dog breeds

• women in sport

• bands on stage

• ice lollies

• fruit and veg in closeup

• film posters

• album covers

• railway posters

Let’s see how their LawyerLMs deal with this one

On some specific areas of policy, I find Reform’s platform thoroughly agreeable. Nationalise the water companies? Check. Nationalise British Steel? Check. Combine social care with the NHS for a unified system? Yes please.

It’s just the y’know, the racism that I object to.

Shown us on the vehemently not gender-neutral doll where the woke touched you.

Person who spends the majority of their time grifting for money (with small breaks to masquerade as a genuine politician) has been caught grifting? What a shocker!

Justice for Tommy Robinson!

^by that I mean lock him up and throw away the key^

You missed the point I was making that the systemic problems with the police mean that collectively they are all bastards.

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Some Individual Cops May Actually Be Reasonable And Honest But The Institution Of The Police Is So Corrupted By Vested Interests That There’s No Way To Distinguish Between Those Individuals And The Ones Who Would Actively Cause You Harm Plus They’re Almost All Racist And Mysoginist Anyway So The Distinction Is Largely Academic