You lie down, close your eyes, and hope for success

Is that what we’re calling jerking yourself to sleep now?

Even cringe is rehashing shit from over a decade ago. I want something new.

I am both fascinated and disgusted by the dedication.

After a point, the more money you pump into an investment the less likely it is to return any, when youre investing more than the gdp of the average country its guaranteed you wont.

I feel like having some buddies to mock the news with in some way is good. Just to feel like youre not alone in feeling shits fucked up.

The long moral arc of the universe bends towards America. Russia and Iran are denying the nations they are oppressing the opportunity to become a tiny america; this is tantamount to genocide.

Or even anything interesting to say.

They meant never do that again without inviting me to participate.

Getting sanctioned because a user from Iran downloaded the.big.bang.theory.s05e17.480.mkv from your seed.

Can we talk about all future paradox pokemon being dumb robots and how this optimism shows an ideological shift compared to gen 1 whose over 30 poison types signified a cynicism towards modernity that is now gone.

Where do they get the samples from to get model that can fool close rlatives?

If they had the money for proper equipment they would not have to rob people now would they?

I will straight up never give any social media site a real email address let alone a photo of myself.

Trump is going to resign tomorrow. Everything he’s done over the past 15 years has been done with one goal in mind: evening a score with Rosie O’donnel.

If your TV show was airing in 2007 you can get as many reboots as you want.

is this related my twitter feed being dominated by engagement farmers and not people I follow?

Getting outplayed by a man with severe dementia.

I had the exact same thought in the first season. I was really enjoying squid game and they showed westerners being insufferable losers. I figured there must be some mistake because I don’t sound like that at all. But now they’ve done it again? I must assume that its a language issue because they’re no way they would depict people who look like me that negatively on purpose right?

Gamorrahy is when you spill mustard on clothing you just got out of the wash.

Which YA-book adaptation did they get the 'no king’s phrase from?