“a little communism as an anti-treat”

I assume they think doing socialism has held countries back and that the US covertly encouraged it because it kept them from becoming competitive through the virtues of free market capitalism. We are right to laugh at them, of course.

I like to imagine there’s a Chinese double-agent “working for the CIA” and being paid to write these, with their minders signing off on each story nodding thoughtfully and thinking “Yes, this will appeal to our strange Daoist enemies.”

the ultimate product – Nothing

I broke my brain working for a company that sold vapor and then tried to backfill the sold illusion with labor, with no basis in rationality at all. I still haven’t recovered.

so fire.

and they only get better the deeper you go

STUDY MALCOLM GARVEY HUEY, MALCOLM GARVEY HUEY, THEY LIFE IS LIKE A MOVIE, STUDY MALCOLM GARVEY HUEY

teach yo wifey how to use the ratchet, this shit is classic