Yeah, I’ve been fortunate enough to be offered those multiple times as well. I froze my credit with the big three agencies after the third or fourth breach. Recently learned there’s apparently a fourth agency now? Cool. And there’s hundreds of data broker sites…
As a settlement for the wrongful death of your parents you are entitled to 12 months of LifeLock’s DataScrub™ service!
It looks horrific to me. Like a film prop from Cronenberg or Lynch. I think it’s the mix of mechanical motion, a material that reminds me of Jean Jacket’s stomach from Nope, and a structure like a severely prolapsed rectum. No way could I get off in this thing.
Apparently its called “Innovis”. I tried to find a few articles but they all read like press releases or AI slop.
There is a blurb on Wikipedia fortunately:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Credit_bureau#Consumer_reporting_agency
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Innovis