

gleep glorp
Mogging the second temple rn
Made the mistake of looking at pictures of myself today. It’s so over
Yes, and one of the ways his brother realized it was him was because the phrase “eat your cake and have it too” was used in the Unabomber writings. Teddy K apparently made a point of saying it with that order instead of the usual way because the expression actually makes sense that way, but it’s pretty unusual and helped the brother connect the dots.
Be careful that’s how they caught
But Iowa shocked the nation!
Gay Bob Dylan:
Your member’s cum
I wanna drink your member’s cum
Do you really want to jerk your member
Your member, and then splurt
You’re telling me the CEO of Catholicism subscribes to Catholic orthodoxy??
Could be worse, like the mr. House cockmilking goon 24/7 one
Inside me there are two wolves
“Don’t be nice, be predictable” pedestrian
vs.
“I am God’s chosen, give me every right of way imaginable you metal demons” pedestrian