Many of Banksy’s works are on random walls somewhere, in which case they would be worth more than the building they’re attached to, but the law courts is an enormous grade 1 listed Victorian building in the middle of the Strand in London, filled up with expensive shit. It is worth a few quid by itself.

I’ve missed my face when drinking and spilled an entire pint of beer down me, and my shirt wasn’t as wet as that.

Number one! Number one! Woo!