I found an awesome friend through a dating app and she tried to set me up with two different friends of hers. Ultimately, I met my partner through a dating app, but I was super appreciative that she tried to set me up.

It’s absurd enough that it earned my first out-loud chuckle of the day. Nice.

Fuck all.

Definite article. I can’t believe I remembered that from English classes.

I welcome my country’s (USA) cutting off at the knees to provide greater diversity in tech allocation. It made sense to rely on corporations in the USA when our leadership wasn’t outright hostile to the rest of the world, at least from the perspective of the people making such decisions. We have proven to be a rogue state. We can be trusted with nothing.

Isolate us and reduce the amount of harm we are capable of delivering. My sincerest apologies to the rest of the world for the shitty decisions of my fellow citizens.

UN should get involved, but our asshole government will keep that from happening.

You should wear them at night so everyone knows how cool you are. For even extra cool points, you can smoke and do drugs.

Puppet.

I put liquid soap in the palm of my left hand. Turn one the water and put my right hand under, then let water roll off into my left hand. Turn off the water. Wash hands without wasting water. Turn it on to rinse.

There’s a guy at my office who would let the water run for the entire five minutes that he brushed his teeth after lunch. I got so sick of it that I printed a sign and taped it to the wall. It said not to waste water and to turn it off while brushing. I haven’t seen him doing it since, but I also haven’t seen him at all since. I hope he saw it before someone took it down.

Edit: misread the title.

No, but I snore. Snoring may be annoying, but at least it doesn’t accidentally reveal anything from my subconscious.

Did a test search: “movie where charlize is homeless”

An interview about Monster was second. Wikipedia articles about her and her filmography were shortly after. Top his was top ten movies about homelessness. Imdb page for Monster wasn’t on the first page.

Google, Kagi, and DDG all had it at the top. I think this one needs time to mature.

They’re more intelligent than we are.

Removed by mod

Yep. I don’t allow biometrics to unlock my devices for this reason. Purchase something? Sure thing! Unlock? Hell no.

I didn’t realize a panel of doctors concluded that she’s not at fault. Wow. So, is the general thinking that the courts got it wrong?

Hilarious.

It’s not against dark humor. It’s against what you identified: people hiding behind it or qualifying their bigotry as dark humor when they’re really just assholes.

My humor is dark af and I take no offense because this isn’t about that.

Add this to the list of products I won’t buy. Not that I would have before, but now it’s a rule rather than a preference.

It potentially opens you up to radicalization in the wrong direction.