Significance is just a concept humans made up to make ourselves feel bad.

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This is me emailing mycologists to ask if they want to sequence any of the unusual mushrooms I found.

Fungi only got its own kingdom in 1969, before that they were a phylum in Plantae. There are tons of people still around who learned “mushrooms are plants” in school, so it’s not surprising downstream vocabulary hasn’t caught up.

I’m the opposite, I can tell some really difficult mushrooms apart due to good ol’ hyperfixation but I still know jack about plants and trees.