AUSTIN, TX—In an effort to avoid humiliating themselves in front of their fellow conservatives, elected officials in Texas used a burner email to request funds from the Federal Emergency Management Agency following last week’s devastating floods, sources reported Thursday. “I set up an anonymous account, floodmoney@hotmail.com, and shamefully requested more than $70 million in disaster […]
I feel like it has to be a lot harder to write for The Onion nowadays when all of the headlines could legit be true.
I’m still not convinced that it’s The Onion.