I feel like it has to be a lot harder to write for The Onion nowadays when all of the headlines could legit be true.

Surprising no one, this peaceful following of the rules will accomplish absolutely nothing.

Nope, but we sure as hell shouldn’t neglect calling out the MAJORITY that passed this.

Which then only reinforces to the MAGAts that “Dems bad”, as opposed to “Dems bad BUT Repubs FAR worse.”

Fun fact: I’m not the real Guy Fawkes you absolute buffoon. There are some differences between us.

Not defending her, but these are the types of headlines that the low information Republican votes point to and say “see, Dems are bad, could never support one of THEM”!

This BS “both sides” shit needs to be called out EACH AND EVERY TIME with how factually inaccurate it is.

Right now we have to pick one of the two. It’s just that simple.

Some people, like yourself, don’t seem to get that when you only have two choices you have to pick the one that’s less bad.

So 32 Republicans and 1 Democrat fucked people over, and the story is the ONE…not the THIRTY-TWO.

Trash story.

DHS said Arias Cristobal and her father should face “consequences” for being in the U.S. illegally.

And Donnie and the Republican Party should face “consequences” for all the illegal shit they keep pulling yet here we are.

Why should they have to eat anything? I thought other countries paid the tariffs?

/S