Aesthetically speaking, vaginas are chaos incarnate. They make hardly any sense. There’s no standard layout, no symmetry, no visual logic. Folds on folds, lips of random lengths, hidden bits, and inconsistent shapes. Compare that to the penis: sleek, functional, symmetrical. Whether flaccid or hard, it has cohesive structure. Vaginas look like they’re trying to be secretive.
Chaos incarnate like to behold a vagina will wreck your sanity level and make the game pretend it’s deleting your memory card
I always carry around a D6 in case I’m ever exposed to a vachina to roll for psychic damage