Aesthetically speaking, vaginas are chaos incarnate. They make hardly any sense. There’s no standard layout, no symmetry, no visual logic. Folds on folds, lips of random lengths, hidden bits, and inconsistent shapes. Compare that to the penis: sleek, functional, symmetrical. Whether flaccid or hard, it has cohesive structure. Vaginas look like they’re trying to be secretive.
I agree with OP. Please replace all sexual organs with USB.
Yes the penis, known for always being symmetrical
any penis that isnt symmetrical will be corrected via tactical sounding
Gayest or most asexual thing I’ve ever read
Edit: GOD damnit it’s a chaser screed
Chaos incarnate like to behold a vagina will wreck your sanity level and make the game pretend it’s deleting your memory card
I always carry around a D6 in case I’m ever exposed to a vachina to roll for psychic damage
Folds within folds.
😳😳😳 kinda hot ngl
balls are badly optimized, should have used the body’s existing liquid cooling system instead of trying to air-cool this sensitive gear out in the open where it can get snagged and crushed and twistedElephants solved this issue actually, they don’t have balls because they have heat-tolerant sperm and their gonads are tucked inside the way they should be
Balls are badly optimized tbh
There’s no where for me to put them when I wear leggings!
Inguinal canal gang
but the balls need to be colder than core body temperature to function properly, can’t cool to lower than your blood temp with that system
Just make more heat tolerant sperm. Next question.
Yesterday I learnt that elephants solved this issue and they literally have no balls, their gonads are tucked inside the way real gonads should be.
Fucking balls I swear
My sperms are forged in the fires of hells testicle! They could fertilize the sun!
I’m gonna tell all non-mammals that they should be extinct
I wonder if routing cooler blood returning from the legs would make a difference
Bro building a custom loop for his balls
Just because evolution settles for “good enough” doesn’t meant I have to
As a straight man, *
Ok I’m pretty sure this is just a very extreme bit, but…
Compare that to the penis: sleek, functional, symmetrical.
Sleek and symmetrical are definitely not universal qualities of the penis.
neither is functional
Compare that to the penis: sleek, functional, symmetrical.
If she’s hard, she’s horny. Simple, equal, transparent
Some of these lines read like an ad for penises.
Penis, the cure for the common genital.
Now, I am just imagining a gay guy using pickup lines that sound like ad reads.
“You ever consider dick? It’s sleek, stylish, functional and locally available. Try sucking dick today!”
organic cruelty-free dick in your area!
PSA (Penile Service Announcement)
If she’s hard, she’s horny. Simple, equal, transparent
Also a completely nonsensical oversimplification, just like real ads!
Vaginas are poisonous. Penis… is toasted.
Straight men and their eternal quantum superposition between viewing and organizing the strongest empire in history on the concept that other straight men are somehow biological sex machines and having to stoicly have sex with with a not dude with a single tear rolling down their face while they think about how cool it would be for someone else to fuck a dude and imagining exactly how another dude would fuck down to the curvature of his penis because simply having sex with one of your fellow “sex gods” would somehow be an affront to reality and make god cry.
So unserious.
I’ve never seen so much concentrated incel energy in my life
Vaginas look like they’re trying to be secretive
No mystery boxes allowed.
>Oh this has to be a bit
It’s gotta be. I’ve seen all sorts of insane penises in my life. No shame, it’s nobody’s fault. But I’ve seen some fuuuuucked up dicks. But they all can be fun.
Labia? All different and cool and fun also. They’re definitely way more straightforward in almost all cases than this bit states they are. The clitoris and the vaginal opening are always roughly in the same place, and the structure inside is rouuuughly the same for almost all people. Cervical location can vary a bit, but that’s not something most folks have to really take into consideration unless doing anterior/posterior fornix stuff.
As a straight misogynist, I hate women and am disgusted by their bodies.
Fixed it
CW: gross sex stuff irony joke
spoiler
As a straight man lemme tell you I just love dick. Can’t stop thinking bout that peen. I’m so straight I’ve just always got weener on the mind. Lemme tell you both how straight I am and how much I just love the perfection that is a glistening smooth cock
