it’s such an old trope that we’ve had shows subverting it for like 40+ years now, stuff like the simpsons, married with children, malcolm in the middle

i think it’s a sound thing to me, super is a fairly quiet and lower-pitched game, a warm thing for a muffled snow day

i usually do a run of Super Metroid around this time of year

who gives a shit what the advertising expo does

air is hamas

good boy

let me play as the bugs you fuckers

2-3 is lowballing it imo, it’s true the vast majority of dangly back decorations aren’t capes but i’d still call a good 30+ things on this list a “cape” at a glance

what’s interesting is that even though there’s a bunch of them as cosmetics it’s not really a “capes” type of game, npcs and “canon” versions of any given character are usually wearing something else, there’s just a bunch as cosmetic options because lmao live service game

the important part is we gave up the shutdown for those votes

• The three numbers on the back of your mom’s credit card

american WW2 games are anti-japanese like by definition lmao

the entire Tribes series is based on a physics bug from the first game

is this supposed to be relatable or something, that’s fucking alien behavior

say whatever else you want about gaben but he told you all this like 20 years ago, selling more cheap games beats selling a few expensive games

reminder that “the economy” translates to “rich people’s money”

so yeah things might feel awful but [rich people’s money] is doing great actually

this here’s tiny tony, on account’a he’s a fuckin’ huge unit, it’s ironic see?

of course it fucking sucks and is soulless, it’s an ad, the fact that it’s ai-generated is almost beside the point

Hoss

Dr Eggman but he’s the egg monopoly guy