America frantically clicking both handles of a rock’em sock’’em robots set.

Sail on, O ship of state

Weren’t oranges also bred out of citrons?

Like an ouroboros but the opposite

Well I know who we can start with

It’s kind of funny how the tech-bro replacing the wall street business shark as the model capitalist has resulted in this irreverent wunderkind archetype bleeding out into other areas of business and now I guess government. To predictably disastrous results.

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I just showed my partner the trololo guy

God I miss coke

Tales from the Cryptkeeper reboot?

“Trans women are women and their place is in the home.”

Rock climbing is another good one for meeting fit nerds. Lots of sitting at the base chatting.

Obvious and pathetic attempt to distract the public from the announcement of the Steam machine

I am still so mad that Chappie sucked.

Hey just because I have diagnosis does not mean that I’m not objectively annoying.

If you want to bring more people to your cause you have to go to where people are

Sometimes I have a moment of clarity and see what truly loathsome pieces of shit they are with fresh eyes.

Oh god…

Peoples identities are mixed up with nationality, and so the idea of having that identity altered with overt force feels violating. Canadians are absolutely resentful of Americans exercising power over them, especially overt power that they cant ignore or trivialize. People are still pissed about the Arrow program and still proud of not going to Iraq.

How do these absolute fucking dunderheads not realize that even from a from a soullessly pragmatic point of view this hands massive win to the republicans? They will forever be able to say “democrats ran a dude with nazi tattoos and have the nerve to say that we’re the fascists?”