Additionally what kind of Kung fu movie character would you be? I would study at the School of the Snake’s Hand who are evil and I would train my whole life at martial arts, turning my body into a weapon only to charge straight at the main character and be roundhouse kicked through a wall.

  • Alaskaball [comrade/them, any]@hexbear.net
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    Probably a daoist sect called “The Garden of Morning Calm” where it’s quite literally a giant garden with practicioners caring for it to work on achieving enlightenment.

    Also to learn Spear, bow, and fist arts

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      Wait, wouldn’t make more sense and be cooler to just specialize in gardening tools? If your worried about practicality don’t. Praticality is well within the bounds of fiction at this point. You could also make fun of the one weeb who shows up to gardening kung fu with a scythe because its “technically a gardening tool.”

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        I like my secret Kung fu master shtick. Like some small old grandpa with tiny bonsai gardening sheers coming out to defend his martial nephews from some new green mountain bandits trying to set up shop near the dojo