https://xcancel.com/nypost/status/1951677340989239784/quotes
Apparently he didn’t even steal it but just moved it from one university building to another without permission. How disappointing. 
They’ve truly got nothing on him, lol
But they’re gonna keep trying. And it will be hilarious
He didn’t just take a seat at the table, he took the whole damned table!
classic redfash behaviour. thats how it starts folks
I used to like this guy, but I can’t in good conscience lend my support to someone who would do something like this. What is it that drives a man to move a table twelve feet to the right? Is it lust for power? Greed? Is it just hatred for humanity? Thank god for universities that use tuition dollars to implement this panopticon surveillance, as well as for these publications that aren’t afraid to publish the truth. Otherwise, these crimes may never have come to light.
Why will no one think of the tables
lol an “ethics rating” from NYP is literally only a punchline
“He stole a table! Has he no shame!?”
Who cares, I have evidence of Andy Cuomo doing much worse.
Here:
Four tens? What the fuck is this nerd shit
that’s common core math for you
So getting drunk and assaulting women at frat parties in college is just boys havin’ fun, but moving a table into your dorm room is beyond the pale.
I fucking remembered Kavanaugh and their main argument was “so what if he did it? That just makes him even more awesome!”
I’m not going to be lectured on morals from these hellspawn.
New York Post be like
Communist candidate STOLE (relocated) a college table
Pedophile girlfriend of Evil Pedophile says Donald Trump was one of the good ones.
Dude I’m pretty sure the average person has done far more ducked up shit in college
Well they had to release this because he was never in the pig fucking frats or whatever the usual folks were in.
My campus didn’t even have frats and I still got drunk enough one night to take a shit in a sink.
Also my dorm-mate once came home drunk and peed on me while I was in bed.
I stole chalk from the math building one night so I could mark up fabric for a sewing project. The math classrooms were the only ones that still had chalkboards.
Surprised they’re not railing about his “End Israeli Apartheid” sticker instead.
this is somehow even less shocking than “he smoked weed at a party” but is being treated as if he smuggled black tar heroin across state lines
Standing up to the Big Table Cartel and doing direct action to redistribute valuable table resources, and the lying media wants to frame this as a scandal because they are sitting at the Big Table waiting for scraps to fall down to them from the Table Lords.
I’ve heard they use the North Atlantic Table Organization to militarily advance their goals of Western table supremacy.
Like if I put your frying pan in the bathtub
If it was my cast-iron pan, so help me god!
No it was one of the shitty ones an old roommate left.
Zhuōzi Mamdani
New York Post gets a D for desperation
