That guy is the actual worst. To quote Smithers he’s crossed the line from regular villains into cartoonish super villainy, like he genuinely and explicitly chooses evil and isn’t just an evil product of an evil system, he is weirdly extra about it. That being said, pierogies are soooo fucking good. The frozen ones are like a dollar for a big sack and I can easily get vegan ones that have dill in the potatoes. Also they’re not too hard to make. If you don’t wanna do the dough home made, fair play, but you can use dumpling wraps for a medium level of effort. Just roll up some fat potato doobies