Alan Dershowitz
Jerry SeinfeldMaking up stories about allegedly anti-Semitic food vendors denying service, and also having a really bad track record in regards to pedophilia
too mysterious!
Oops, yeah that probably doesn’t look right on anything where it’s not on a single line huh…
It’s weird that it happened twice.
Screaming “debate me” at a pierogi vendor is just incredible.
This is how you get tenure at polish universities.
I love it when rightwing turds yell “Debate me!” But even in my wildest dreams - I wouldn’t have thought up a parody of Dersh arguing with a pierogi vendor. Reality trumps me again.
Returning to confront the rampant antisemitism at this farmers market by screaming "debate me" at the pierogi vendor.Combat antisemitism by harassing the Jewish pierogi vendor.
“Is it true? You have proof that I am an antisemite?” replied Miskevich, who is Jewish and has relatives who live in Israel.
Miskevich has previously described why he refused Dershowitz’s business, “What was in the forefront of my mind was the fact that this was a high-profile attorney who represented several sexual predators and abusers including Jeffrey Epstein.”
I guess Daily Beast missed the part of the video where Miskevich repeatedly insisted on being referred to as they/them and felt being referred to as he/him was offensive misgendering.
After Dershowitz failed to convince Good Pierogi to serve him, he told the seller that it was illegal to deny people service based on race, religion, and sexuality; accused the vendor of McCarthyism; and began warning other customers not to patronize the “bigoted” stand.
Basically that meme of “It’s discrimination because you’re mean to me!”
is zionism his religion or his sexuality do you think?
His sexuality is children, and Zionism is very openly against the notion of children being alive. You’d think this would be an internal dilemma but this man doesn’t have a conscience, so he probably also lacks cognitive dissonance.
Yes
I do not even want to think about Alan Dershowitz’ sexuality
ziosexual
A mix of pure entitlement and having no shame. We should study him, so that future catastrophes like this might be prevented.
He’s like…the perfect disgusting fuck. No epithet I can think of encompasses his callous, entitled, whiny, lying, weaselly, vindictive, pedophilic wife-murdering genocidaire status, and in fact the name dershowitz may someday become that epithet.
To quote an android, “I admire it’s purity.” He’s like the xenomorph of pathetic human beings, posessing not a single adaptation that isn’t geared towards making his presence more sickening, exhausting and infutiating.
Well put. Like if he was the anti Christ I’d think the anti christ was laying it on too thick.
Dersh is at it again!
The perogi vendors are Khamas!!
Youtube comment
One principle guides me through life: “don’t act in such a manner that I am cut off by the local pierogi merchant.”
omg that t-shirt the pierogi vendor is wearing
i love it
They have the patience of a saint, I would have told him to march his chomo crypt keeper ass back to the tarmac where the lolita express is refueling and shut his zionazi ass up.
I was surprised at how polite the exchange was for five whole minutes, I expected they would’ve told him to jog on the second he walked up
This man has so much money and ultimately power, but he’s trying to debate a pierogi stand. Loser shit.
That guy is the actual worst. To quote Smithers he’s crossed the line from regular villains into cartoonish super villainy, like he genuinely and explicitly chooses evil and isn’t just an evil product of an evil system, he is weirdly extra about it. That being said, pierogies are soooo fucking good. The frozen ones are like a dollar for a big sack and I can easily get vegan ones that have dill in the potatoes. Also they’re not too hard to make. If you don’t wanna do the dough home made, fair play, but you can use dumpling wraps for a medium level of effort. Just roll up some fat potato doobies
i like how he starts off by suggesting that if he is again refused service it will inevitably result in a second pierogi stand creating itself from the aether to serve him.
Do you think that’s how he crafts his legal arguments as well? By imagining them in bed just before drifting off?
Even if you remove the zionism, the dubious legal job history and allegations of paedophilia, this guy would still be the most annoying person on earth
I literally thought this was the onion at first
Onion pierogi… yum
