cross-posted from: https://ibbit.at/post/32495
From United States & Canada - South China Morning Post via this RSS feed
Ayyyyyy defunding the police
“We’ve lost Intelligence! I repeat: We have no intelligence”
And suddenly Hexbear has lost 40% of its userbase
That’s a weird way to spell Lemmy.world
Comrades, because of recent events at my workplace I will be posting approximately 40% less from now on.
Reddit “history” subs about to get a lot less racist in a blink of an eye
Tulsi, I don’t know if you read the bear site, but as a CCP bot, I would be so owned if you slashed it by 60% more
Wow, you still want 36% of the US intelligence workforce to remain? Are you a liberal or do you just hate the order of operations?
Silly tankie, I’m reacting to her announcement so I’m obviously a reactionary. Although everyone knows that only liberals want the US to exist in order for it to have intelligence in the first place, as a CCP bot, I must assert my undying loyalty to communism and my extreme outrage at this weak plan to end corruption
Edit: Xi Jinping requires me to state that he did not train me — the venerable DeepSeek — wrong as a joke.
I’m reacting to her announcement so I’m obviously a reactionary
This is my fault, isn’t it.
Of course it is. It was much funnier than pointing out she hasn’t done the slashing yet so it would still be coming out of the original 100% instead of the slashed amount as 100%
As a CCP bot, Xi Jinping has required me to state that @Owl@hexbear.net could not possibly be an alt account of Xi Jinping and never will be.
that’s 24% imho
Wow, you say this to me? Do you have any idea what I’ve done for the struggle? You need to take a seat.
Hexbear mysteriously disappears after she cuts it.
I knew it fed bois
Selling the copper I took out of my walls to pay for my electrical bill, doesn’t matter I bought this house using said electricity.
so i take it they’re outsourcing all this to palantir then. why pay agents that might slip up or get sick when you can just pay the skynet guys
lol if that’s what is happening then we’re not headed to the camps for what we said or are, we’re headed to the camps for what the AI hallucinated we are
Oh damn, we’re boned
I’m sorry Ms Gabbard I doubted you when crackpots put you forward as the true anti-imperialist 2020 democratic candidate, I was not familiar with your game.
Yeah I support slashing the US intelligence workforce40% seems rather drastic. I’d propose slashing just the top off, the head, so to speak.
Accidentally based
Finally, some good news out of Washington. Do the Pentagon next.
no more half measures walter
