hush hush, silly leftist, ukraine might be kidnapping elderly people off the streets to feed them into artillery and drone woodchippers, but freedom demands this! They have no choice because the Russian army is rife with nazis, they have entire neo-nazi brigades who push anyone not ideologically fascist to the front lines to be meat shields. Hell, any picture of the Russian army will have Nazi patches and tattoos visible.

I am being handed a note, one moment. Oh, no, no - this is terrible. This note says all that stuff is Ukrainian, not Russian. Oh no