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It is imperative that the cylinder not be harmed.
… the cylinder knows where it is, because it knows where it isn’t: where it was, and where it likely will be.
I always compared pinguins with a Klein Bottle
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Help! Something sensitive is stuck in a cylinder and I need to get it out…
… how many linux users got mad?
Enough to create at least 5 different distros
Accelerate the penguin to 99% the speed of light
As opposed to a rectangular cylinder
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In conclusion, the physical properties of penguins constitute a suboptimal replacement for graphite moderation of neutron propogation in a nuclear reactor.
Further, tested penguins were largely non responsive to all different training approaches attempting to have them associate the verbal command “Scram!” with the desired behavior of promptly entering the reactor pool.
The only thing missing is a period.
From the patent for pneumatic tubes delivery systems
