… how many linux users got mad?
Enough to create at least 5 different distros
I always compared pinguins with a Klein Bottle
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In conclusion, the physical properties of penguins constitute a suboptimal replacement for graphite moderation of neutron propogation in a nuclear reactor.
Further, tested penguins were largely non responsive to all different training approaches attempting to have them associate the verbal command “Scram!” with the desired behavior of promptly entering the reactor pool.
As opposed to a rectangular cylinder
The only thing missing is a period.
takes to Reddit
Help! Something sensitive is stuck in a cylinder and I need to get it out…
It is imperative that the cylinder not be harmed.
… the cylinder knows where it is, because it knows where it isn’t: where it was, and where it likely will be.
Accelerate the penguin to 99% the speed of light
From the patent for pneumatic tubes delivery systems