he got the reverse fetterman stroke and he won’t stop saying woke shit like “power to the proletariat” and “we gotta start taking care of our trans comrades folks, believe it”

I have a gut feeling seeing this picture - call it wishful thinking, but it just strikes me that this is the picture of a man with advanced cancer.

The host has begun to reject the bronzer

Sudden realisation that he wasted his entire life on frivolous, material things. Never made a genuine human connection; surrounded by people who only want to get something out of him. Should have been a better partner. Better father. Gave too much away in that fox interview; facing his mortality he reflects how he wants to be remembered: a virtuous man worthy of heaven. He has taken days off, away from office, away from the crushing weight of finally developing empathy. He’s going to dissolve the Union and flee to a monastery to live out the rest of his days in piety, solemn reflection, and listening to the universe for guidance.

he’s healthy :)

He got an early copy of Silksong and he’s been playing for nine hours a day.

he’s so excited for Silksong he hasn’t slept in 4 days

It’s the Ritual to transfer the Dark God of Neoliberalism from the corporeal vessel of Joe Biden to Donald Trump. The Dark Entity is still adapting to the new Host. The Brandonification will continue as the Entity completes the take over of the Host.

Started hrt and got the estrdiol blues

The worm is taking control

This thing was only ever tested on waify commies! There wasn’t nearly enough shellfish venom in the whole magazine

The Brandoning (2025)

Impersonating a thumb fresh out of the pool

Nothing is going on.

Sorry to spoil your “fun”