Once upon a time two nerds I knew played Street Fighter 2 Super Turbo. One of them chose to play as Zangief, and so his opponent asked him: “If you use Zangief, why are you even playing this game?”

That somehow struck to me as a goofy but legitimate question. So, I ask you too, examples of the title.

To get us started, here is mine:

“If you advance the plot in Disco Elysium while Kim is away, why are you even playing this game?”