Once upon a time two nerds I knew played Street Fighter 2 Super Turbo. One of them chose to play as Zangief, and so his opponent asked him: “If you use Zangief, why are you even playing this game?”
That somehow struck to me as a goofy but legitimate question. So, I ask you too, examples of the title.
To get us started, here is mine:
“If you advance the plot in Disco Elysium while Kim is away, why are you even playing this game?”


Hahaha I actually recently got told ‘If you play Just Projectiles why are you even playing this game’ for SF6 because I love JP (and Dhalsim…and Rashid…yes I have an annoying personality how did you know) & I had to hit them with ‘I’m just trying to be like Kakeru’