I was gonna be Brian Thompson in Hell, but now there’s competition!
Maybe a “prove me wrong” tent with a “brains are delicious” zombie costume with a neck wound lol
Dress as a YouTube short of an AI generated baby in peril
This is perfect as I am a baby in peril most days
I’ll go as
if I forget to shave between now and then. It’s a great costume because you get to run around asking people really weird questions all night and getting really, really drunk.guy who spilled his raspberry slushie all over his nice white “freedom” shirt and has a bad kink in his neck from sleeping wrong
radioactive shrimp jesus
You ironically might end up suffering from violence or at least vandalism if you do this, but that’s up to you.
Probably just going to go as a variation on the hotdog costume I acquired years ago, as per usual. (Eg “chilly” dog, ballpark dog, etc.)But I do appreciate your concern - and will reserve an entire bag for the teen that has the recklessness to follow through :)
