I have to ride the subway to get home from work, and i have a to wear a green bozo the clown wig sealed to my head at work, so i wear it home on the subway.

Lately a group of ruffian hexbears has been making fun of me and getting in my face and singing “send in the clowns” by Stephen soundheim.

Any ideas on how I should deal with this group of ruffian hexbears?