I have to ride the subway to get home from work, and i have a to wear a green bozo the clown wig sealed to my head at work, so i wear it home on the subway.
Lately a group of ruffian hexbears has been making fun of me and getting in my face and singing “send in the clowns” by Stephen soundheim.
Any ideas on how I should deal with this group of ruffian hexbears?
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Introduce yourself as the Woker.
Carry a container of honey, throw it away from you when the bears show up! Bears go bonkers for honey, they’ll run after the honey and leave you alone!
Maybe I’m confusing Hexbears and Pooh Bears? It might still work, who knows.
Smooch 'em
wear a melania hat over the wig
If their pigs have balls and you have shit….
