The toy tyrant then cruelly crumpled up the birth certificate, which customers are given with every Build-A-Bear purchase, and threw it away in front of the flabbergasted teen.
this is a really good line i really like how it reads like a shitty fanfiction i would write when i was like 12
McCormick was so upset she handed her debit card to a friend to pay for the bear – usually priced between $16 and $48 – and walked away from the register.
this is a really good line i really like how it reads like a shitty fanfiction i would write when i was like 12
lmao so upset i still buy the toy
Still love the truck though.
To me it reads like the narrated flavor text in Hades
I can 100% here it said in the narrator voice too, it’s perfect.
Toy tyrant is a good Kelly character, but they forgot to mention that Lady Liberty was crying in the corner.