The twisted employee:
The toy tyrant then cruelly crumpled up the birth certificate, which customers are given with every Build-A-Bear purchase, and threw it away in front of the flabbergasted teen.
this is a really good line i really like how it reads like a shitty fanfiction i would write when i was like 12
McCormick was so upset she handed her debit card to a friend to pay for the bear – usually priced between $16 and $48 – and walked away from the register.
lmao so upset i still buy the toy
The toy tyrant
toy tyrant
lmao so upset i still buy the toy
Still love the truck though.
To me it reads like the narrated flavor text in Hades
I can 100% here it said in the narrator voice too, it’s perfect.
Toy tyrant is a good Kelly character, but they forgot to mention that Lady Liberty was crying in the corner.
they would re-train their Seattle-area workforce to keep politics away from teddy bears
that is precisely what the employee was doing
Republicans really are weak snowflakes.
Twisted
Woke
Toy tyrant … cruely
McCormick simply wanted to honor [fascist Nazi] Kirk … It wasn’t political until the [store manager] made it that way.
No it wasn’t political until an edgy teen decided to “honor” a good fascist Nazi. The manager simply did what all sensible people should do when asked to honor fascist Nazis.
The store bent over and succumbed to the Karen calling corporate management. I kinda feel like I should call corporate management and let them know I don’t like their treatment of fascist Nazis.
To be fair Kirk was a liberal not a fascist but that’s an easy mistake to make
I mean yeah basically
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why won’t this service worker make my toy a nazi toy
should’ve added a hole in the neck for accuracy
Conservatives were calling libs “soy” for a decade and they’re out here trying to stir outrage for shit like this. Everyone is 12 now, everyone is “soy” now.
“Why would they do this?!?”
Immediately cries to national news tabloids and the article viciously calls them names.
CHUDs can’t go ten seconds without insulting everyone around them, and they complain they get their own treatment returned to sender?
“BuT hE jUsT wAnTeD tO nAmE iT aFtEr ChArLiE kIrK!”
You’re the side of “two wrongs don’t make a right!” Well, do it. Do the Republican value and put up with someone being rude with a smile.
My money is still on the kid being told by it’s parents to name the bear that for some attention.
I would agree if this was an 8 year old. But a 16 year old? That screams “I am making this manufactured incident the topic of my application essay to Liberty University.”
It’s such an “I’m-not-touching-you” play. Yeah, the ragebait tactics your grandparents used on their siblings.
Yeah, everyone is twelve now and all, but CHUDs really are just your annoying little brother. It’s kind of funny to even directly say “what is this, some ‘I’m not touching you’ crap? What are you, my little brother?”
Kirk really was her role model, since he used his own “persecution from woke” story for his own career, claiming his college application was rejected for an affirmative action candidate.
Nothing about this smells like indoctrinated parents using their children for media attention at all.
Sicko build a bear employee
Haha hell yeah- “keep it TWISTED”
It’s so unfathomably lame trying to force employees at random businesses to participate in these rituals, and then somehow even lamer to say it’s “not political”.
People have nowhere to direct their energy other than trying to make minimum wage service workers lose their jobs
Except should apply year round
We could also have laws to protect employees from the retribution of performative chuds with persecution complexes.
Yeah that’s a better point. I wonder what the difference between the retail worker and chudstomer is such that one are catered to more than the other by current laws
A woke Build-A-Bear Workshop employee in Washington state
Sounds like a “whose line is it anyway” skit prompt
lmao
Karens then: “Do you know who I AM?!”
Karens now: “Do you know I’M A REPUBLICAN?!”
malicious compliance: build the bear but stitch a red scarf/bandana to one side of its neck
