A futures trader and a commodities trader take turns profiting from exploiting every thing around them. After a while one turns to the other and says “it kinda feels like we’ve destroyed the biosphere while contributing nothing meaningful to society at large.” “Nonsense,” the other replies, “think of the gdp!”
One of my jobs while in enginerd school was a “green infrastructure internship”. MFW it was just a landscaping job. 
Oh no- Lilith forgot her dickie!
We’d like to offer you an unpaid internship at the “Microsoft rare earth metals mine”, think how good that will look on your resume!
As is tradition. Like the robber barons and their support of “good” US patriotism and manifest destiny, clearly different from those european monarchs abroad and their nationalist, imperial conquests.
Nice try. We all know garbage collection was invented in nyc in 2025.
Holy fucking shit. Literally nothing will be bad enough as what dhSS deserves.
Haha hell yeah- “keep it TWISTED”
WHOS HOARDING THE WEALTH, BILL!? 
Ol’ SECDUI Kegsbreath was pounding voodoo rangers, and it turns out, good to drive, he was not
🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 Oops! All Grifters! 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸
I also haven’t had a reddit account since cth so no catharsis of being able to call them all liberals. They also have the Bill Gates article I just posted, and the comments are typical laughable, libertarian slop - using bill’s pivot from profiting from greenwashing and alarmism - as proof that climate change is fake. I’d be more angry, but acknowledge they’re probably 12.
The usual: “proof that socialism doesn’t work is that people emigrate from socialist countries” - containing comments with no understanding of socialism, materialism, or general grasp of history; and posters who are totally descendants of those who fled ebil china and vuvuzuela
Yeah he’s just Elon with better handling of when to shut the fuck up/PR. He’s still cynically profiting off the “greater good” as any public-private NGO is designed to do.
Oh I know, let me consult the latest Microsoft technology for the type of advances we can rely on in the future.
Oh word? Azure is down again? Wild 
Bill “I invest in equatorial islands, specifically little st James” gates
I know I shouldn’t have. But I went to that subreddit, and took massive psychic damage. Hilarious that they only allow “flaired users” on most threads since their ideas don’t even hold up to reddit-tier scrutiny; what a bunch of rubes.
Hot dog costume as always
Except should apply year round