Is someone you’re talking to worried that we use tanks to blow up children? Remind them we invented cherry tomatoes!
Ma shlomcha, bitch. Erev and boker tov
We invented the cherry tomato
And Waze, USB drives, and the Iron Dome
Israeli salad, Uzi, Stents, and Jaffa’s orange groves
Microchips was us
IPhone cameras, us
Taco salads, us
Toda raba, Moses
Olive Garden, us
White phosphorus
Sabra Hummus
Hasbara sus
Every time I hear the song I keep thinking it’s sabra hamas not hummus. Although guess both do work and saying hamas would have been too obvious
Cherry tomatoes aren’t even that good. Grape tomatoes are where it’s at.
They didn’t even invent them lol
this is the shit you watch at corporate on how to represent their image lol
Tell them that “actually South Africa produces the best oranges” and “we’re not friends anymore but thanks for the free Galil rifles, L bozo”
