“Gaze upon my Tweets, ye mighty, and despair”

I’ve seen part of at least one gay romance Hallmark movie, so I know they exist

Nancy, her migraines treated.

Is it a viable substitute for horse paste?

In the Middle East we don’t hunt foxes, we hunt jackals!

I’m just glad to see that Roland Emmerich isn’t involved.

Not del Toro’s best movie, and the dialogue was pretty heavy handed. But I loved the visuals and i liked it more when I stopped thinking of it as historical sci fi and instead pictured it as part of a high fantasy setting.

Ma shlomcha, bitch. Erev and boker tov

We invented the cherry tomato

And Waze, USB drives, and the Iron Dome

Israeli salad, Uzi, Stents, and Jaffa’s orange groves

Microchips was us

IPhone cameras, us

Taco salads, us

Toda raba, Moses

Olive Garden, us

White phosphorus

Sabra Hummus

Hasbara sus

Looks like he’s being sent to bed without dessert.

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BLACK MOLD TAKE MY ENERGY

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I got frustrated with Noita and gave up. Can someone describe the ideal approach and/or drugs needed to better appreciate it?

Is that his head or is his neck blowing a bubble?

Leave it to China to make Metal Gear Rex irl

I still laugh at parts of Dirty Work when I think about them, but I feel like I’d be filled with shame if I ever actually watched it again.

You are talking about the Norm MacDonald film where he makes a revenge business, right?

A snore fest justified by having a huge budget and nice sets.

You forgot the intentional homoerotic subtext.

What a bunch of losers.