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RedWizard [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 9 days ago

Elon Musk appears to have a black eye during his final news conference in the White House

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Elon Musk appears to have a black eye during his final news conference in the White House

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RedWizard [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 9 days ago
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    he claims it was his child michael-laugh

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      Critical support to a random string of letters and symbols

      • corgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]@hexbear.netM
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        Good work, djwie9u3bw9xiwhw939tej9q9ehf

        • bort [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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          how did you know my account password?

        • mayo_cider [he/him]@hexbear.net
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          That’s not realistic, there’s only one x

      • astronot [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        Ah, little Syntax Error, seems like an ok kid

  • Xenomorph [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Good to know that being white trash and getting into drunken fist fights with your business partners defies class and money.

    • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      being white trash and getting into drunken fist fights with your business partners

      Sentence describes a disturbing percentage of European history

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    the humiliation ritual is complete

  • JoeByeThen [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Lmao. I hope he loses it and just starts lashing out at the rest of the bourgeoisie. Be hilarious if he gets caught trying to hire hitmen on the darkweb or something.

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      He tries to hire a Seth Efrican mercenary in power armor because of Elysium

    • corgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]@hexbear.netM
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      I would actually love to see him spilling their secrets, itd be fucking hilarious

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        inshallah

  • poppy_apocalypse [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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    Kind of looks like he got clipped. His nerd mob and Trump’s team pushing and shoving and yelling and somebody threw a punch over the crowd and grazed him. Probably Stephen Miller got him, which is fucking embarrassing

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    That’s a rather odd thing for me to have in common with Elon musk lol At least I “earned” mine by working!

    Pro tip: if you’re fighting a stuck bolt maybe don’t pry the breaker bar towards your face lol

    • PaulSmackage [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      The amount of times i’ve tried to learn that lessons but haven’t was a joke in my shop lmao

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        Username checks out lol :P

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    reptoid didn’t put on his human skin mask properly today.

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    This is what you get when you challenge your son to a fight in RuneScape wilderness

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    His eye is a… DEI hire.

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      Or should I say DE-EYE hire big-cool

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    Oh shit. He’s hooking up with Macron’s wife?

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    Sadly, this is probably some really pathetic thing, like he bumped into a cabinet or something. As much as I like the idea of someone punching him in the face, he’s too insulated from other people to really ever have that happen.

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    Elon’s human shield has the right to defend himself

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    👁️

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    how do I get invited to the oval office Fight Club?

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    Couldn’t even be bothered to put some foundation on it

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