beads

One that is way too short

1. Take a normal shower curtain and have at it with a long kitchen knife. The knife cuts won’t let very much water through so it will still be effective as a shower curtain.
2. Take a stray can of red paint and spray be a few two or three long strokes across it.
3. Only attach the rings of one end to the shower rail up to one half at most. Break the remaining rings and leave them on the bathroom floor.

I’m sure there are hentai shower curtains

White one with brown/yellow shading near the bottom to make people think it’s dirty, but it’s not

The full text of the communist manifesto in fine print on the inside and this on the outside:

The one with you naked since it defies half of the purpose.

A semi-translucent one with the blurry silhouette of people making out printed on it.

A picture of a masturbating man inside (ideally you)

asking the real questions