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We must help South Africa with its white farmers by sending them to Texas. It’s very hot, a very sad place- no electricity NO FUTURE. I hear they hunt Boers from helicopters there and I say BYE-BYE BOER!
“LOSERS! South Africa should be for Africans first!”
They say Afrikaaner, can you believe that? These are not the best people, folks. They can’t even spell Africa so I said let’s send them to Texas where they don’t need to be able to read. The helicopters sure as hell don’t care if they’re literate.
We have so many genders in America, folks. So many beautiful genders. Folks, I just got off the phone with Mr. Xi Jinping. China? Only two genders! That’s a bad deal, folks. Not gonna take that deal.
Folks, the bourgeois, they’re no good, more and more people are saying it. All these workers— the biggest, we have the biggest workers— very handsome workers come up to me and say, Comrade Trump there is a specter haunting Europe, and you know what, they’re right. These bourgeois are very nasty people, very very rude, and very unfair to the workers. They are stealing our surplus value and no one is doing anything about it. The proletariat comes up to me every day and says, Comrade Trump will you lead the revolution? And I gotta turn to them and say look, the instruments of capitalism will be used to bring about its destruction, believe me. The means of production, Obama never wanted to seize them. Well guess what? I’m seizing them. Landlords? They’re done for folks. Everyone told me— they said, Comrade Trump you won’t be the vanguard of the revolution and they would laugh, the media laughed the democrats laughed, guess who’s laughing now?
