• DragonBallZinn [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      3 days ago

      doomjak: “I just want a job.”

      porky-happy: “Sorry kiddo, can’t help ya. I only hire ‘the best’ and I’m not even hiring anymore!”

      doomjak: “Please, I can’t work. Anything so I don’t die?”

      porky-happy: “Sorry kiddo, but that’s so undignified. Not to mention that ‘free stuff’ comes from stealing from hard workers like me! So no benefits, that would be stealing!”