What game is this? Sounds cool.

Surprisingly, Shogun 2 has some good naval combat. I actually might have to reinstall that and mod the fuck out of it. It’s been a while.

Golden age of piracy era would be neat.1650s to 1750s. Could be a neat bridge between the late medieval into the napoleonic stuff as you say. Would be sick to have a pirate faction. Like alt-history Nassau becoming an anti-imperialist force or some shit. Yes I just watched Black Sails why do you ask…

One of the things I am interested in is if they could actually do playable agent missions for spies and assassins especially in the new Medieval game. They have some experience with stealth mechanics and single character stuff with Alien Isolation now so I could see doing something like that. Also, they’ve said they are also going to revisit the historical stuff so here’s hoping we get a Shogun 3 sometime in the next 10 years.

Or at least before I die.

Still pissed they never did actual naval battles

I just want Tau and Tyrannids and I will be happy.

Fred Hampton assassination

Technically that was the Chicago PD at behest of the FBI at behest of Hoover. I know, I know, “just following orders” is still hitlerite shit but it’s important to understand the bureaucracy.

feet first into a woodchipper

I don’t really even care about seeing all the hog replies or interacting with the OOP but to not even link the game or its title (14 Years of Flames) is a 12th type of liberalism.

was one of the first times I noticed my parents were a bit more chill than other kid’s

My mom was a land of contrasts. She could sell drugs all day around me but letting me watch Ninja Turtles was unacceptable because violence. My dad is the based one. First time he found out I was smoking weed at like 14 he taught me to roll joints.

lol my dad let me watch Alien 3 when I was like 6 years old. I loved that shit

When I rule the world the only font allowed will be wingdings.

Feet first into a wood chipper with that ghoul.

Hands up! Turn around slowly and step away from the lathe!

That’s actually a real guy whose stock image from a silly wedding photographer test shoot from over a decade ago was used for the original onion article the title is derived from. It’s a pretty funny story about him finding out his picture became a meme actually.

Always the same map

This would make for a hilarious anime plot.

Because sometimes you get what you deserve. They are completely out to lunch mentally.

oh hey look, ableism right out the gates

John Oliver with Brace Beldon characteristics.

Embodiment of